Craig: “Now, when you’re hosting, do you get to boss the other people around?”
Bill: “No, but you get to go into the room.”

porucz:

cat-astrophe

porucz:

cat-astrophe

adamscottblog:

what a journey :)

adamscottblog:

what a journey :)

Some people I love almost as much as Andrew Garfield loves lasagna. →

waffle-sjunior:

achtung—baby adumbscotts aintnopartylikeaknopelemonparty alisonnbries algedonics amy-beyonce-pueblo amypoehler amybostonpoehler aubreezeplaza amyypoehler amypop andyslittlesister annachlumsky annperkins ask-pawnee ashishorny apoehlergize

sexybritishllama:

sexybritishllama:

so there’s this board in our school showing a bunch of amazing answers people actually gave in exams. its like a hall of shame

A LOT OF PEOPLE HAVE BEEN ASKING TO SEE SOME MORE OF THESE SO HERE YOU GO

sexybritishllama:

sexybritishllama:

so there’s this board in our school showing a bunch of amazing answers people actually gave in exams. its like a hall of shame

A LOT OF PEOPLE HAVE BEEN ASKING TO SEE SOME MORE OF THESE SO HERE YOU GO

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mathsturbation:

graduated cylinder

mathsturbation:

graduated cylinder

Melissa reminds me of Amy Poehler because she is unafraid of looking silly. We made a theme song for ourselves. It’s just our characters’ last names—Diaz and Santiago—but the way we sing it, it’s really funny. It goes, ‘Di-az and San-ti-a-go!’ and sometimes we add a ‘f*ck yeah!’ at the end. We crack up every time.

fallontonight:

Looks like the Late Night Pickle is thriving over in Seth’s office…

nbcsnl:

The perfect first day of fall to kick off our first Monday of Season 40!